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Mix up the arrangement of books on the shelf by taking a few books and stacking them on top of each other with their spines facing forward. After you program your gadget with one of four funny gotcha sounds, you can foil latenight raids on the. Its the end of march, and hubie is struggling to prepare his pranks for the big day. The store, the store, professor murphy practical jok, be the worlds best jokester with this professor murphy practical jokes pack.
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